May232012

forever90s:

i love raven so much omg

She’s so Braven?

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May212012
jeffcagle: I was shooting at the NATO protest today, and it got more than a little crazy. Everything was fine until after the veterans returned their medals. Then, a group that was there looking for a fight, picked one. They got it.

jeffcagle:

I was shooting at the NATO protest today, and it got more than a little crazy. Everything was fine until after the veterans returned their medals. Then, a group that was there looking for a fight, picked one. They got it.
May202012

nedhepburn:

Kristen Wiig’s phenomenal send-off sketch after 7 years on SNL.
May192012

how it actually goes

Zooey:  Siri do I give a fuck about a bunch of mother fuckers talking shit on the internet about a commercial that I starred in, but didn’t write?

Siri:  No, you do not.

Zooey:  That is what I thought, but I was wondering if the check cleared for that commercial?

Siri:  Yes, of course it did.

Zooey:  Good, but I’m also wondering if my show got picked up for next year?

Siri:  Yes, of course it did.

Zooey:  Siri, I am wondering if my life is fucking awesome, because sometimes I worry that my life isn’t the best life in the world.  I mean sometimes I worry about people that I will never be in the same room with, and just exactly what they think about my career.  Is there any way I can please the .03% of the internet that hates me like it is their job?

Siri:  Probably not, mostly because people don’t like when people they don’t identify with have success.

Zooey:  Oh ok.  So essentially everything is just about as good as it can be then?

Siri:  Yes.

Zooey:  Siri, remind me to do whatever the fuck I want to do for the rest of my life, and remind me to take breaks to count money…tomorrow. 

Siri:  Reminder set for all day every day.

Zooey:  Right now we dance.  Play anything, because every song is a dance song when your life is amazing.

Siri:  Playing “Tears in Heaven” from Eric Clapton Unplugged.

Zooey:  Damn Siri.  That is heavy, but I will give it a shot, because my life is so great.  [dances until the end of time]

fin

May172012

(Source: poonparade)
May162012
kickstand: Truth

kickstand:

Truth
8PM

Why Comedians Were Afraid of Patrice O’Neal -- New York Magazine

whydoihaveablog:

themattsmith:

Fantastic dissection of what was so unique about Patrice.

A must read.

May142012
My cousin invited me over for a little Mother’s Day dinner.  It was a pretty grim celebration.  The room was filled with sadness.  It was me, my cousin, his wife, his wife’s sister, and his wife’s mom.  I lost my mom almost a decade ago, my cousin lost his mom 4 years ago, and my cousin’s wife’s sister lost her son (her mom’s grandson) 5 years ago.  My cousin’s wife bought these small hot air balloon things that you can release as a sign of remembrance for those that have passed away.  You watch them as they fly away into the heavens, and it actually worked for all of us.  What it did was make us focus on that loss for at least a minute.  I was focused on trying to make sure that I didn’t fuck mine up, and during that time I actually had to focus for a minute on why I was doing it.  As I watched it fly away into the night sky, I felt a bit of peace on a day in which I haven’t felt peace in almost 10 years.  It was nice to hold on to people that love you, and that you love, experiencing similar feelings.  I hate most things, but I actually enjoyed this experience.  This is a picture of my little hot air balloon thing.

My cousin invited me over for a little Mother’s Day dinner.  It was a pretty grim celebration.  The room was filled with sadness.  It was me, my cousin, his wife, his wife’s sister, and his wife’s mom.  I lost my mom almost a decade ago, my cousin lost his mom 4 years ago, and my cousin’s wife’s sister lost her son (her mom’s grandson) 5 years ago. 

My cousin’s wife bought these small hot air balloon things that you can release as a sign of remembrance for those that have passed away.  You watch them as they fly away into the heavens, and it actually worked for all of us.  What it did was make us focus on that loss for at least a minute.  I was focused on trying to make sure that I didn’t fuck mine up, and during that time I actually had to focus for a minute on why I was doing it.  As I watched it fly away into the night sky, I felt a bit of peace on a day in which I haven’t felt peace in almost 10 years.  It was nice to hold on to people that love you, and that you love, experiencing similar feelings. 

I hate most things, but I actually enjoyed this experience. 

This is a picture of my little hot air balloon thing.
May132012

(Source: ttyypphhaa)
4PM
chuckhistory: Oh well… I just try hard to put these thoughts out of my head, as soon as I have them. 

chuckhistory:

Oh well… I just try hard to put these thoughts out of my head, as soon as I have them. 
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