January 2012
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Man gives his wife a touching birthday present... →
Do you feel like crying on a Friday afternoon?
Also, I have no idea why Hugh Jackman is in this.
butchwalker:
hello all you wonderful people. do you remember the movie “Dazed and Confused”? me too. it was and still is one of my favorite movies. reflects my childhood so much, and also Ben Affleck is a TOTAL asshole in it. i gotta say though, when it comes to classic characters, Matthew McConaughey’s “Wooderson” took the cake… and the high school girls with him… so.. to commemorate the 20...
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I feel bad for Tebow
At least if Tom Brady lost he could go home and bang a supermodel. Now that Tebow lost, he has to go home and jerk off to the idea of Tom Brady banging a supermodel.
I ain’t interested in nobody right now, but at the same time I ain’t tryin to...
– Edward Hansen (via kindafabulous)
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So...I wrote a bunch of songs for a 24 year old...
Honestly it was really difficult to write for someone else, especially a rich guys daughter, but I did it. She really has an incredible voice, and I think she could actually do something in the country world. I think I did a fairly decent job, considering most of my songs are from the perspective of a 27 year old singer/songwriter who enjoys whiskey and cigarettes. I listened to today’s...
December 2011
13 posts
Remember - we’re all in this alone.
– Lily Tomlin (via sweetnlola)
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So. I got free tickets to see a show tonight.
An old friend of mine asked me to take his 17 year old kid to the 89x stole Christmas show. Mind you this friend is obviously quite a bit older than me, and I’ve known his kid since he was 3 years old, and I hadn’t seen him since he was like 8 years old. Ya, he is now a full grown man at 17. Turns out that he is a really cool kid. He is dealing with all the same shit that we all...
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November 2011
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It is going to be strange
First thanksgiving in a long time I am not going to be hungover.
I've been on hold so many times today, I have...
Alan Hanson: In Search of an Onion Ass →
lieslieslies:
Some people collect PEZ dispensers or baseball cards. Here is a silly (and sometimes gross) thing I wrote about neither of those things.
Onion Ass. Have you heard this term before? It’s an ass so fine that it brings tears to your eyes. Pretty clever, huh? But does it actually exist? Is there…
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I followed the Tebowing blog for 6 days looking...
I saw 1 thing that I liked. It was ‘Tebowling’ which was just a guy Tebowing with a bowling ball. I unfollowed today because I did not see 1 ‘Teabowing’ where someone is Tebowing with a cup of tea. Fuck you internet, you are supposed to entertain me.
Lions announced that Nickelback will play the... →
You can sign the petition here. I love the idea that fans think it is a way to make them leave the arena to go buy drinks and concessions.
October 2011
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