If my dog keeps getting fatter
I’m gonna have to start licking his balls for him.
I hate when you do everything you can to help someone
and they get upset when you can’t help them enough.
I’d trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
- Kris Kristofferson/Janis Joplin/every female fronted band
From Me and Bobby Mcgee
I think about this lyric every single day
My dog got up and watched the performance.
Luckily my basketball shorts covered my red lipstick.
I had to do a bunch of stuff yesterday, even though it was my 30th birthday, so today…
DAY DRUNK ON MAKER’S MARK
I just want to play punk rock, drink coffee, get a tan, do push-ups and get rad… You can fucking quote me on that.
Noise Journo. (via nedhepburn)
me - pushups