last night
i got drunk and everyone went to bed so i started texting people at like 4am. most of them were “r u still awake” in an attempt to find someone to talk to. there were a few “i’m drunk i love you”s which seems normal since i’m a loving drunk. but in the middle is a text to my good friend greg diamond that says “sit on my face cum on my balls.” no idea where that came from, but it made me laugh this morning.
